*introducing Grayson to the og JL (they don’t know bruce’s identity yet)*
bruce: this is my ward, robin
robin!dick: hi!!
clark: …batman, how old is robin?
dick: i’m ten! :D
diana: *frowns in concern*
bruce: …he would’ve went out on his own if I didn’t train him
clark: i’m not sure i believe that…
dick: no he’s right! i did actually go out on my own before he offered to let me work alongside him
diana: you patrolled the streets of Gotham on your own?
dick: mhm! at night, too!
clark, horrified: …i need to sit down.
dick: I would’ve committed murder too if Batman hadn’t stopped me!
dick: but I don’t think it’s fair to call it murder if I kill the person who murdered my parents
diana: ah yes this type of ritual slaying is known in Amazonia as revenge
dick: so it’s not murder?
diana: it is very much not murder
dick: 😃😃😃
Batman: it’s MURDER
diana: nonsense child - *🦇😡intense Batglare😡🦇* but you should leave revenge to warriors who have proved their merit on the field of battle, who will not fail in their noble quest
Damian: Apologies for my tardiness everyone. I have not been sleeping well. Tim: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It’s like two people holding you down while you sleep. Jason: Tim, blink once if you’re in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you’re just a freak. Tim: *winks five times*
The Epic of Gilgamesh was written somewhere between 2100-1200 BC. Human beings have been writing stories for about 3-4 millennia and some of you guys are worried about not having enough media during the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. I promise you haven’t consumed every story you’ll like yet.
steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone
he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws
The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed
The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.
